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the story of my downfall

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Bitcoin and altcoins are in a drawdown of 60-80% of the peak price. The crypto community is in a difficult situation.

Cryptomillionaires during a falling market go to work in a fast food chain and hide their faces behind takeaway packages, but do not sell crypto assets because they firmly believe in them and are waiting for a new cycle of growth.

Now allow me to tell you in detail how I'm going to get out of this shit

This info is not for putter-offers! If you are the same crypto-anarchist, true hodler, a man with diamond hands - welcome to the club. We are creating the first ever collection in support of all cryptoholders. Become one of the 8888 owners of the NFT that will bring you income forever!

As you have already understood, I am a former cryptomillionaire, who made his buck on the growth of bitcoin, the NFT boom and tokensales on pre-seed. Now I am a cashier in fast food. Nevertheless, I am no cashier really, however, sometimes I fry potatoes with patties, which makes me a fast food handyman, for $500/month.

However, I believe, I still do believe.. Despite the protracted decline, and the lack of faith in everyone in the crypto market, I still do believe. I, as hodlers say, truly diamond hands. For me, there is one motto: hold or die. This was, is and will be! Despite the fact that I smell like fucking french fries.

Do you know what really amuses me? To see the saggy jaws of shoppers who spot my golden Rolex as I reach out to take their chump change for a double cheeseburger. This is the only thing that gives me pleasure, because I know for sure that sooner or later I will make a comeback, while they will never find a way out of the ass in which they are.

It's because I have a plan, a plan accurate like a Swiss clock 3135 mechanism in my limited-edition Rolex. I plan to team up with crypto anarchists like me to take this market out of the ass and strengthen the faith of those who have it fading away. Let me fry my potatoes here and I will get back to you with my plan.

So, potatoes are fried, burgers are cut, cholesterol-dependent are satisfied. Let's move on to the plan. All previously created NFT collections, these bald BAYCs, soaked in CryptoPanks and dead MAYCs are a pathetic joke, a nothing, a bubble with no value other than the one they came up with. I plan to change it once and for all. "Down to work, bitch!" Oh, it's time for me to go, but I'm not done yet!

Night has come, my shift is over, now my soul is in my power, we continue.. What's NFT for you? A beautiful picture of another monkey? The promised merch, which cannot be sewn in any way? A promised game that will not be released in any way? Blah, blah, blah.. Now imagine that your NFT generates a profit for you. Day and night, without your involvement at all. And most importantly, indefinitely, for life, forever. Wow? Wow, I’d say!

I hope I gave you a little bit of recovery. I am sure that your jaw dropped from what you heard more than the visitors in our fast food at the sight of my Rolex. You might want to ask me how is this even possible? And I will answer: 50% goes to the crypto-currency fund, which will accrue charity payments from profits for life in the proportion of 80% to 20%, where 80 goes to us, the hodlers.

You tell it's a risk? And I will answer - shit no. The risk is to buy BAYC when it's high up, get into drawdown - 80% of the price and get fucked. Why the risk is minimized, because it is not trading futures with x20 shoulder, the fund only manages liquidity on Uniswap v3, receiving a protocol commission for providing liquidity. Bingo, motherfucker!

I was always told that one can't just eat the damn fish and get out! However, here I definitely figured this puzzle out, and I know for sure that it is possible. Making money in the falling market on the NFT? Easy! When your NFT has an undisputed utility as a North Korean leader's nuclear missle, it has nothing to be opposed of, it is always a winner.

You ask me about profits? Well, try to guess! 5%? Darn you! 10%? Is our collection a fucking bank? 20%? No, well, it will take forever to play this game. Are you ready, kids? Shout out - "Yes, captain!" So the drumbeat... From 30 to 60% per annum on a conservative source! And how do you like that, Elon Musk?

Can't believe that such an utility is possible and no Santa is not even around? Well, I don't want you to be so dumbfounded - we have additionally added the usual utility: closed merch for the elite, jewelry with NFT, closed events for holders, and we will even build our fast food chain with dividend distribution between holders.